1. anotherwellkeptsecret:

    What if Benedict and I dump ice water over our heads at the same time and cause a rift in the time space continuum and suddenly I’m Kelley in Benedict Cumberbatch’s body and he’s Benedict in Kelley’s body and someone’s like, “Hey, Benedict, it’s time to go to work.” and I’m like OMG I CAN’T ACT and at the same time Benedict’s freaking out because he can’t draw.  

     


  2. "Ice Ice baby…"
    — Tom Hiddleston whispers to Benedict Cumberbatch (via onebuttscratcher)

    (via uhbenedict)

     

  3. writedreamlie:

    livelong-mywaywardson:

    pizzaccio:

    dontworryitsharmony:

    sweetmickeymerch:

    Coming up with schemes with your best friend

    Was this movie even real

    HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

    a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

    (via cumber-bitches)

     

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  5. reginasmom:

    i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

    (Source: barfzuckerburg, via cumber-bitches)

     


  6. trogdorthe-burninator:

    daves-applejuice:

    qodtiers:

    i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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    why are they in a cage?

    otherwise they’ll eggscape

    (Source: tsunbeare, via academy)

     


  7. cixgarette:

    bitchassluke:

    thebakerstreetboyz:

    cumformecalum:

    YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

    OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

    why the fuck is this still getting notes 

    CAITLIN DOESNT KNOW ALL THE LYRICS NO THIS IS MY SHIT

    (Source: hemmolysis, via cumber-bitches)

     


  8. PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

    shercockandmycrotch:

    teamfreekickass:

    kreativedragon:

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    Some are dark skinned

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    Some are light skinned

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    Some are big and some are small

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    Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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    But no matter what

    If you put them together

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    And blend them up

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    They taste pretty darn good

    I’m getting you professional help. 

    You mean this professional help

    right?

    (via ladyofoverwood)

     

  9. daysofstorm:

    cumbercheekstoner:

    When was the last time you cry in a film? Do boys cry watching films?

    [x]

    your face, though. what

    (via uhbenedict)

     


  10. rnicrophone:

    bombing:

    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call

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    (via benethingcumberbum)

     

  11. guccier:

    maybe-satan:

    i just love how nickelodeon made a subtle joke about boobs.

    omg

    (Source: clraft, via petcanadian)

     


  12. daftwithoneshoe:

    sirlightbulb:

    communistweed:

    sirlightbulb:

    i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

    yeah they’re always so nsync

    YOU FUCKING DIDNT

    Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

    (via benethingcumberbum)

     


  13. sergeantjerkbarnes:

    if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

    (via benethingcumberbum)

     

  14. Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

    (Source: vintagegal, via tidwellcornertr)

     

  15. humansofnewyork:

    "What is your biggest dream?"
    "To have my own house. With two stories."

    (Kasangulu, Democratic Republic of Congo)