1. (Source: rbertdowneyjr, via cairstairs)

     

  2. Benedict Cumberbatch being freaking adorable with his fans at the “The Imitation Game” premiere at Toronto International Film Festival. [x]

    (Source: benedictinblue, via lovebenedictcumberbatch)

     


  3. radgoku:

    i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

    (via ed-ingle)

     


  4. psilentasincjelli:

    If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

    (via sherlockismysuicidenote)

     

  5. Benedict Cumberbatch greeting fans at TIFF 2014. [x]

    (Source: ohgodbenny, via lovebenedictcumberbatch)

     

  6. whynotelsanna:

    griddlemethis:

    Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

    i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

    (via petcanadian)

     


  7. sandvviches:

    teacher: its pajama day
    that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

    (Source: qothqueen, via academy)

     

  8. killianemmaa:

    Now, what’s the name? Swan. Emma Swan.

    (via lordofthejams)

     

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  10. tahthetrickster:

    image

    i cant believe this

    (Source: ellendegeneres, via flaming-salamanders)

     


  11. deaninmyjeans:

    freakology101:

    timesnewromney:

    shickhard:

    It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

    1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
    2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
    3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
    4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
    5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
    6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
    7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

    JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

    just in case guys

    dont u mean just in coffin

    (via marshmallowkamikazie)

     


  12. I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

    (Source: ididntasktobemade, via marshmallowkamikazie)

     

  13. (Source: obe, via marshmallowkamikazie)

     

  14. thecaptainjacksparrow:

    elysian-serendipity:

    touchmeslowly:

    Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

    That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

    thanks, kid

    (Source: hayleyfromparamore, via marshmallowkamikazie)

     


  15. just-laff:

    egberts:

    if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

    you are one of the great thinkers of our time

    (via marshmallowkamikazie)